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[Hys.]

and this is especially for me and ma babe, i think hy will find this very true


Element Name: FEMME
Symbol: FE
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element Name: BUTCH
Symbol: DUH
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with FE any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with other Duh for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known.

Caution: In the absence of FE, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

The Last 10 Things Any Butch Would Ever Say
I think those pink shoes would go well with my blue shirt.
While I'm up, can I get you any thing?
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Her tits are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
That chick on "Bay Watch" is just ugly.
Maybe I could do the dishes tonight.
We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I get to hold your purse.
Never mind Monday Night Football, let's watch a romantic movie.
Here honey, You drive…You drive so much better than me.

What a femme says and what a butch hears

What a femme says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"

What a butch hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

CONTINUING EDUCATION FOR BUTCHES
A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Butch. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real butch -- as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Butch).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
BUTCH 101 - Combatting Stupidity
BUTCH 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
BUTCH 103 - PMS Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
BUTCH 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
BUTCH 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
BUTCH 111 - Understanding the Femme's Response to Getting in at 4am
EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A - What's Yours is Hers

Spring Schedule:
BUTCH 120 - How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
BUTCH 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
BUTCH 122 - YOU, the Weaker One
BUTCH 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 - Hold her after sex is important
BUTCH 201 - How to Stay Awake After Sex

Winter Schedule:
BUTCH 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
BUTCH 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
BUTCH 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
BUTCH 213 - Honest, You Don't Look that good when Naked
BUTCH 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:
BUTCH 220 - Omitting f*ck from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
BUTCH 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
BUTCH 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
BUTCH 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 - Cooking with spices
EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly
BUTCH 231 - In-Laws
BUTCH 232 - Appear to Be Listening
BUTCH 233 - Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001B - Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)

[Hys.]

And as I recall, you wanted prenuptial agreement, you made your list, and here is mine luv:
THE RULES

1. The Femme always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No butch can possible know all THE RULES.

4. If the Femme suspects the Butch knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Femme is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Femme is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Butch did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Butch must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Femme can change her mind at any time.

9. The Butch must never change her mind without the express written consent of The Femme.

10. The Femme has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Butch must remain calm at all times, unless the Femme wants her to be angry or upset.

12. The Femme must, under no circumstances, let the Butch know whether she wants her to be angry or upset.

13. The Butch is expected to read the mind of the Femme at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Femme meant, not what she said.

15. If the Butch doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because she can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Femme has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Butch must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Butch, at any time, believes she is right, she must refer to Rule #5.

[Mortis]

TM- I meant a trademark. You know, intellectual property.
Kiss to you.

In a hurry.

[Confucius]

TPAM does not know that TM means trade mark @Dev

Hi sleepy head

[Hys.]

TPAM doesnt know how to play this game ....mortis was above

[Mortis]

Mortis rules!

(just had a modesty fit, don't know what came over me)

[Confucius]

@ TPAM Rule 5. The Femme is never wrong.

[Hys.]

Originally posted by Mortis
Mortis rules!

(just had a modesty fit, don't know what came over me)

THE PERSON ABOVE ME (TAMP) is a funny lad who also needs to get a grip on this game
@con
TAMP suddenly KNOWS femme is ALWAYS right especially when hy needs some
or or:bic: or

[Confucius]

TPAM knows me too well


Here is the butches guide to femmes to help us bois and butches out a bit.

1. Call.
2. Don`t lie.
3. Never tape any of her body parts together.
4. If your night out is going to be fun, invite your girlfriend.
5. If your night out is going to involve strippers, remember the swimming pool rules: No Petting.
6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes".
7. The same goes for "Is she prettier than me?"
8. Victoria`s Secret is good. Frederick`s of Hollywood is bad.
9. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
10. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
11. "Honey", "Darling", and "Baby" are good. "Wench", "Fattie", and "Bitch" are bad.
12. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a crime.
13. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
14. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
15. Her cooking is excellent.
16. That isn`t an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
17. Washing-up liquid is your friend.
18. Splashing water on your face does not equal shower, deodorant does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
19. Buying her dinner does not guarantee sex.
20. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.
21. The same goes for "Whose lipstick is this?"
22. Two words: clean underwear.
23. Believe it or not, you`re probably not more attractive when you`re drunk.
24. Or better in bed.
25. You`re wrong.
26. You`re sorry.
27. She is probably less impressed by your cool car than you think she is.
28. Ditto for your obsession with football.
29. Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
30. "Will you marry me?" is good. "Let`s shack up together" is bad.
31. Don`t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
32. ‘I’ve got a headache’ headaches never respond to painkillers.
33. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
34. "But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don`t clean plaque with your tongue.
35. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
36. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
37. Pick her up at the airport. Don`t whine about it, just do it.
38. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don`t act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
39. Don`t tell her you love her if you don`t.
40. Tell her you love her if you do. Often.
41. Always, always suck up to her family.
42. Think sexy.
43. Buy her many presents.
44. Remember Valentine`s Day, and any other cheesy ‘anniversary’ she so names.
45. Don`t try to change the way she dresses.
46. Her haircut is never bad.
47. Don`t let your friends pick on her.
48. Don`t bad-mouth her family/friends/job -- even if she does.
49. Listen.
50. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question.

[Confucius]

Just found this too !! Now I know where she gets it from

How femmes annoy butches...




1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.

2. Be ambiguous. Always.

3. Cry. Cry often.

4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago...or with other girlfriends.

5. Make them apologize for everything.

6. Stash feminine products in their cars, backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.

7. Look them in the eye and start laughing.

8. Get mad at them for everything.

9. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.

10. Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.

11. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.

12. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his Little Princess.

13. Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.

14. Talk about your ex-girlfriend 24 - 7. Compare and contrast.

15. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.

16. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library...for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

17. Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud.

18. Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of their answer.

19. Leave out the good parts in stories.

20. Make them wonder. Confusion is a good thing.

21. Criticize the way they dress.

22. Criticize the music they listen to.

23. Ignore them. When asked, "What's wrong?" tell them that if they don't know, you're not going to tell them.

24. Try to change them.

25. Try to mold them.

26. Try to get them to dance.

27. When they screw up, never let them forget it.

28. Make them stay at religious services until they are close to fainting.

29. Blame everything on PMS.

30. Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?"

31. Read into everything..

32. Over-analyze everything.

[Confucius]

Originally posted by devokICA
And as I recall, you wanted prenuptial agreement, you made your list, and here is mine luv:
THE RULES

1. The Femme always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No butch can possible know all THE RULES.

4. If the Femme suspects the Butch knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Femme is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Femme is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Butch did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Butch must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Femme can change her mind at any time.

9. The Butch must never change her mind without the express written consent of The Femme.

10. The Femme has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Butch must remain calm at all times, unless the Femme wants her to be angry or upset.

12. The Femme must, under no circumstances, let the Butch know whether she wants her to be angry or upset.

13. The Butch is expected to read the mind of the Femme at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Femme meant, not what she said.

15. If the Butch doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because she can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Femme has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Butch must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Butch, at any time, believes she is right, she must refer to Rule #5.

No prenup I want half.

[Hys.]

TAMP should realise that femme is the one saying "i want half":plavuso:

[Confucius]

Originally posted by devokICA
TAMP should realise that femme is the one saying "i want half"

TPAM might have the best stuff to have half of.
This reminds me of England !!

[Val]

I lost it!

[Hys.]

@val
tamp-the person above me reputation game
so for example:
TAMP is confused

[Confucius]

Originally posted by devokICA
@val
tamp-the person above me reputation game
so for example:
TAMP is confused

TPAM is probably confusing them with TAMP
Good morning babe Wish you were here with me

[Val]

OK, thank You so much. But, this is not my game. Have fun girl/s. C ya.

[Confucius]

Happy four month anniversary babe :

BUTCH 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

[Hys.]

Originally posted by Confucius
Happy four month anniversary babe :

BUTCH 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

[Confucius]

TPAM is my beautiful woman

[Hys.]

TPAM is my chivalrous butch

[Confucius]

N-Trance

When I hold you baby
Feel your heart beat close to me
Wanna stay in your arms forever
Only love can set you free

When I wake each morning
And the storm beats down on me
And I know we belong together
Only love can set you free

set you free x4
Oh yeah

When we touch each other
In the state of ecstasy
Want this night to last forever
Only love can set you free

Set you free x 4

Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Set you free
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah

Oh yeah

When I hold you baby
Feel your heart beat close to me
Wanna stay in your arms forever
Only love can set you free

Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Set you free
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah

[Hys.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRmBAOqpEqg
holy shite she looks fucking hot here:vruce:
my sound for etube finally works, so guess whos videos I ve been waching:porn:
and this is fab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPYf8wNT0Hg

[Hys.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Wg9PPp ... ed&search=
babes, i love you tube:opacupa:

[Confucius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-AG3-M ... ed&search=

This is how she looks now.

Im just a substitute ha ha

[Mortis]

Hey, girls, been away for a while.

Can't watch tube, still at work... But haven't forgotten 'bout you girls.

[Hys.]

Originally posted by Confucius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-AG3-M ... ed&search=

This is how she looks now.

Im just a substitute ha ha

mortis hope u wont havelongday at work:)
con-
@I know what u doin ya git, she aged, but she is still very fuckable for this lil' femme
@ya aint substitute hun, ya is yer original self...ya lookin' bit like her only also uniquely adds to yer own fuckablness (lol new word) for this lil' femme

[Confucius]

Originally posted by devokICA

Originally posted by Confucius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81-AG3-M ... ed&search=

This is how she looks now.

Im just a substitute ha ha

mortis hope u wont havelongday at work:)
con-
@I know what u doin ya git, she aged, but she is still very fuckable for this lil' femme
@ya aint substitute hun, ya is yer original self...ya lookin' bit like her only also uniquely adds to yer own fuckablness (lol new word) for this lil' femme

Hi Mortis Welcome back.

Dev babe I think your own fuckability knows no bounds

[Hys.]

[/quote]

Hi Mortis Welcome back.

Dev babe I think your own fuckability knows no bounds
[/quote]

Con boi, I think your charm knows no bounds

[Confucius]

Originally posted by devokICA

Dev babe I think your own fuckability knows no bounds
[/quote]

Con boi, I think your charm knows no bounds
[/quote]

Well we can check out the boundaries in Jan babe