- 13 Dec 2006, 03:49
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confucius wise words as promised 
On tops and bottoms from Confucius perspective:
How to choose a top
English bois are the best if you can get one
Need arrogant dark nature
Dark eyes/ Hazel preferably/Evil look in them
Nice shoulders
Strong hands
Pianist fingers if possible
Kinky nature
Desire to inflict pain and controlling manner
Possession of a shovel
And ability to dig back out
Shouild have short shaved hair
Strong grip
Cheeky mouth
Sufficient weight/ No lightweights here
Like to possess and take chances
Flirts
And returns
Good line in sexy dirty stories shows promise
Enjoys dressing in costume
Soldiers and leathers shows a good sense of filth
Big black polished boots a must
As is a big leather belt
A good top must be cherished
As they are rare to come by
Needs to be fed evey four hours
Given enough sleep
And hunoured at all times
Hy must be under the illusion hy is in charge
Or hys confidence will be shot
Well tended the top will give good failthful service for many years
PS
A sense of humour is considered a tops finest quality
How to chooze a bottom:
A good bottom knows her place at all times
She must respect her top
And give hym every encouragement
And help with ideas for scenes
She must tell top where boundaries are
And make hys food and bring hys beer
She must not take piss out of hys stupidity
And must allow hym to think hy is attractive to all women
She must look after hym in foreign countries or the stupid boi will be run over in first half an hour
Avoid meeting exs in the street and walkin round in circles in a daze
Above all
NEVER EVER
Sleep with hym in first two hours
Make it at least four
Never confuse hym by speaking in language hy doesnt understand-
Like about feelings; or demonstrate your power of total recall
This will make hym feel you are superior which is deadly
Dont expect hym to make any sense
Hy wont have
Hy is a boi
Hys sense was removed in the womb
Replaced by an ability to say wrong thing at the wrong time
But all above faults are forgiven when you are underneath hym or bent over in front of hym.
On tops and bottoms from Confucius perspective:
How to choose a top
English bois are the best if you can get one
Need arrogant dark nature
Dark eyes/ Hazel preferably/Evil look in them
Nice shoulders
Strong hands
Pianist fingers if possible
Kinky nature
Desire to inflict pain and controlling manner
Possession of a shovel
And ability to dig back out
Shouild have short shaved hair
Strong grip
Cheeky mouth
Sufficient weight/ No lightweights here
Like to possess and take chances
Flirts
And returns
Good line in sexy dirty stories shows promise
Enjoys dressing in costume
Soldiers and leathers shows a good sense of filth
Big black polished boots a must
As is a big leather belt
A good top must be cherished
As they are rare to come by
Needs to be fed evey four hours
Given enough sleep
And hunoured at all times
Hy must be under the illusion hy is in charge
Or hys confidence will be shot
Well tended the top will give good failthful service for many years
PS
A sense of humour is considered a tops finest quality
How to chooze a bottom:
A good bottom knows her place at all times
She must respect her top
And give hym every encouragement
And help with ideas for scenes
She must tell top where boundaries are
And make hys food and bring hys beer
She must not take piss out of hys stupidity
And must allow hym to think hy is attractive to all women
She must look after hym in foreign countries or the stupid boi will be run over in first half an hour
Avoid meeting exs in the street and walkin round in circles in a daze
Above all
NEVER EVER
Sleep with hym in first two hours
Make it at least four
Never confuse hym by speaking in language hy doesnt understand-
Like about feelings; or demonstrate your power of total recall
This will make hym feel you are superior which is deadly
Dont expect hym to make any sense
Hy wont have
Hy is a boi
Hys sense was removed in the womb
Replaced by an ability to say wrong thing at the wrong time
But all above faults are forgiven when you are underneath hym or bent over in front of hym.
