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[Gost]

Jel edevija - bedevija? Lajk papkasta život'nja?

[Ulix]

Ova tema kao na kineskom da je napisana.

[Gost]

Šuti i krndeljaj.

[m..]

Originally posted by krepa?

Jel edevija - bedevija? Lajk papkasta život'nja?

Ama bas da. To mu bese sinonim za krupnu devojku ruralne face.

[Çâðê_DUP]

Nevr inkauntrd it sou far. Znam samo za sli?an termin - "konjasta."

[m..]

Ova ima obliju facu od konjaste.

[Gost]

Tsuncežarko, kakve su to nijanse i fini prelivi...

[m..]

Cisto da odvojimo zito od kukolja.

[m..]

Btw, sta je kukolj?

[Çâðê_DUP]

K + dnevni u?inak rada klanice?

[m..]

Uh uh. Mislim da ce nas moderator ukleti kada vidi sta sve mora da seli u DYR i Razno/offtopic (mada je ovde diskutabilno i samo postojanje teme).

[Gost]

Ukleti? Uklati? Well, nek bidne šta bit mora.
Al' ja mislim da je mrderator odavno odustao od mrdanja bilo ?ega sa ove tzv. teme.

[Skyen]

xe xe xe

zavrsicete vi svi u mom Offzemnom svetu, one way tickets please

[Gost]

Aha, o'š da mrdaš, ružoooo! :hoolahoola:
I kakve su ti ovo dandare u potpisu?

[Skyen]

eeeeeee pa gde ti provede detinjstvo krndelju

to je kultni junak - prvo sto sam naucila kada mi se palac opozicionirao bilo je kako da upravljam Dandarom na Amigi
missim tako ga zvah dok ne naucih da je Dandara je ustvari Dan Der, eh kako se slatko smejah to svom neznanju

[Gost]

Tako mi krndelja Darkvuda, pa ti mene vrijeðaš!
Ovo se samo kr(nde)vlju može oprati.
:rukavicaulice:

[Skyen]

xe xe xe

[gari]

Jooooj, gde je sve ovo stiglo? Ho?e li neko najzad otvoriti neki re?nik i videti kakvo je ?udo taj KRNDELJ? Ja nemam vremena, lovim miševe...Pa da, to je rešenje-krndelj je u stvari vrsta miša.

[jukie]

Originally posted by m..
Btw, sta je kukolj?

Kul, prešli smo na botaniku, dakle, kukolj je vrsta cveta iz roda Agrostemma. Ima tu nesre?u da kuda god krene, pšenica ga stalkuje. zato je nastala poslovica "u svakom žitu ima kukolja" a ustvari u svakom kukolju ima pšenice... supstanca agrostemin, kojom je kukolj bogat, kod pšenice izaziva ubrzan rast... zato su se setili da je vešta?ki proizvode, pa su napravili i reklamu "Mali džin - agrostemin"....

[Gost]

Originally posted by jukie
pa su napravili i reklamu "Mali džin - agrostemin"....

Ijao, ja se toga se?am...!

[gari]

A miševi? Da napravimo novu izreku-u svako m mišu ima i ma?ke. Ili u svakoj ma?ki ima i miša. Pa ima jel da? Sisari i jedni i drugi, sad što su mišovi glodari niko im nije kriv. Neka preðu na ishranu ma?kama...

[AngraMaina]

Meni se svidja krndelj, ali volim i marklare. Da li me to cini elitistom?*

PS. Drago mi je sto su i drugi shvatili da u svakom krndelju neminovno ucestvuju i gundelj, krmelj, kudelja i kukolj a povremeno i hmelj.



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* Molim da se krndelj na ovaj krndelj dostavi najkasnije do sledeceg krnedeljka (ili marklara, u konkretnom slucaju).

[gari]

Eto, sad smo dobili i novu zagonetku-šta je marklara? Sad ?emo opet da po?nemo sa pogaðanjem od gundelja do krndelja. Šta je marklara?

[AngraMaina]

Pa dobro dokle da objasnjavam?



Marklar
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about the South Park aliens. For other uses of the term, see Marklar (disambiguation).

A group of MarklarsThe Marklars are a fictional alien race that appear in several episodes of the animated series South Park. The word marklar is also a generic word used by the Marklars, similar to smurf.

In the South Park episode Starvin' Marvin in Space much of the action involves the Marklars, who use the word "marklar" to represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns. The Marklars say that on the planet Marklar, every person, place, or thing is referred to as "Marklar." For example, all Marklars are named Marklar, and everything on the planet Marklar (or the "marklar Marklar") is also called Marklar. This technique was previously used by the Smurfs, but they only applied the word "smurf" to verbs.

Physically, the Marklar species is similar to humans, but with orangish skin, large, bald heads and somewhat large hands. They seem to be a fairly kind race, in that they allowed the starving Ethiopians to move to their planet. They were seen briefly in another episode, The Red Badge of Gayness, and were mentioned in the episode Cancelled, where it was revealed that they hate the unnamed aliens from the Horsehead Nebula. They were also shown in the retelling of the story of Xenu in the episode Trapped in the Closet as victims of Xenu's evil plan.

Linguistics
For some reason, the variety of meanings of marklar was no problem for the Marklars; just as humans are able to understand homophones based on context, the Marklars seemed to understand their language fine. This was demonstrated when the Marklar leader, Marklar, simply said, "Hey, Marklar," and one particular Marklar stepped out of the crowd, knowing somehow that he was the one being referenced.

Marklar is not used as a conjunction or article, nor is it normally used in the place of a pronoun, although pronouns may reference marklar. Unlike a pronoun, the referenced word need not appear in the same sentence, nor even ever have been used by the speaker at any time. The plural form is marklars.

Quotes
On being welcomed to the planet, Marklar (the leader of the Marklars) said: Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
You see, young marklar. Those marklars don't care about marklar marklar. They just want to take your marklar and marklar their own marklar. The only marklar for this is to marklar.
Kyle: Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want this Marklar or any of his marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe their marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklars have no good marklar to live on, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marklar"

[gari]

Pa dobro, nisi morao da objašnjavaš ?ETIRI puta. Ionako ne znam engleski, pa mi je sasvim svejedno...Mogao si i peti put.

[m..]

Originally posted by jukie

Originally posted by m..
Btw, sta je kukolj?

Kul, prešli smo na botaniku, dakle, kukolj je vrsta cveta iz roda Agrostemma. Ima tu nesre?u da kuda god krene, pšenica ga stalkuje. zato je nastala poslovica "u svakom žitu ima kukolja" a ustvari u svakom kukolju ima pšenice... supstanca agrostemin, kojom je kukolj bogat, kod pšenice izaziva ubrzan rast... zato su se setili da je vešta?ki proizvode, pa su napravili i reklamu "Mali džin - agrostemin"....

Goddamn, a bila sam umislila da je ziza interesovanja na zivotinjama (valjda zato sto onda ne moras da pamtis onu prekomplikovanu formulu za fotosintezu?).

[jukie]

Originally posted by gari
Pa dobro, nisi morao da objašnjavaš ?ETIRI puta. Ionako ne znam engleski, pa mi je sasvim svejedno...Mogao si i peti put.

Evo prepri?a?u ti. U crtanom Saut Park imaju jedni vanzemaljci. Kao što štrumpfovi zamenjuju glagole re?ju štrumpfovati, tako marklari zamenjuju sve imenice re?ju marklar.

[gari]

Hvala. Dakle, sada su u krndelju po?eli da se pojavljuju likovi iz crtanih filmova? Jel to "krndeljisanje"? Prokrndeljisao sam do marklara...

[Marvin]

Originally posted by krepa?

Originally posted by Marvin
Samo, ja bih ti predlozio malu modifikaciju...
Kanda je oskrnavljeni krndelj skrndelj (kontam teze je)

More i to! Samo bih ga ja malo ispermutala, zarad ritmi?nos' -
Kanda je krndelj oskrnavljeni skrndelj
A, ša ka'eš?

Ali ja bash mislim da bi onako ispreturana recenica bila vishe "brzali?asta".
Imash k pa s pa k pa s (a r skace sa jedne strane na drugu).


(smajliju se gornjemu smejem)

[gari]

Šta li je sad ovo? Ništa mi više nije jasno? Kako vas nije sramota da se SPR-DATE sa starijim mladi?ima?