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[KiWi]

[castor]

An Arab at the airport:
- Name?
-- Abdul al Rhazib.
- Sex?
-- Three to five times a week.
- No, no. I mean male or female?
-- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!!!
-- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
-- Horse style, doggy style, any style.
-Oh dear!!!
-- NO, NO!! Deer runs to fast!

[DarkStar]

XD
Znam taj, odličan je

Pita sin oca: "Tata, da li internet zaglupljuje ljude"
Otac odgovara: "WTF? ROFLMAO!"

XD

[m..]

Grozan (na temu M Jacksona): Jos samo Pahomije da umre, pa deca mogu da odahnu.

[KiWi]

[KiWi]

sa stranog foruma ....
I have 2 dogs and one day I went to the Tesco store to buy a large bag of Pedigree Chum Meaty Bites. While I was standing in line at the check-out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs (~ 55 lbs) before I woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my d.ick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!

Stupid beeotch... why else would I buy dog food???

[E.c.h.o...]

Kako Zemunac cestita sestri na polozenom ispitu:

'Sestro brate, cale si, keve mi!'

[Madonna]

[aIRbORNE]

aj jos malo munze konza

Uci tata sina, naravno Zemunci, matematiku...
"Imas, sine, pet jabuka, i dodje neko i uzme ti dve..."
sin ga prekine: "Ko mi, bre, uzme?!?"

Kako se Zemunac moli bogu?
- Brate, ako te ima, kaži mi kako da se sakrijem kao ti!

Dolazi Zemunac u trafiku.
Zemunac: - Tebra, imaš papirne maramice?
Prodavac: - Imam samo "Paloma".
Zemunac: - Pa loma mi i treba!

[aIRbORNE]

hahahaha

[Incubus]

Ide Crvenkapa sumom i sretne nepismenog vuka...
Vuk je pita:"Sta to nosis baci?"
I ona baci...

[Madonna]

Originally posted by Incubus
Ide Crvenkapa sumom i sretne nepismenog vuka...
Vuk je pita:"Sta to nosis baci?"
I ona baci...

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[Tungi]

Unuk se obraća baki:
Unuk: Bako jel istina ono što deda priča?!?
Baka: A šta to priča?
Unuk: Da ništa lepše nema od pičke!
Baka: Eeeee sine, pusti dedu šta priča! On nikada nije probao kurca!!

[Galadriel]

Originally posted by Incubus
Ide Crvenkapa sumom i sretne nepismenog vuka...
Vuk je pita:"Sta to nosis baci?"
I ona baci...

obozavam te glupe viceve

[blabla54380]

ovaj verovatno znate ali je jedan od mojih omiljenih

kako se smeje sasa matic?

)

[Tungi]

zatvorenih ociju?:evilwait:

[Lexussa]

Originally posted by DarkStar
XD
Znam taj, odličan je

Pita sin oca: "Tata, da li internet zaglupljuje ljude"
Otac odgovara: "WTF? ROFLMAO!"

XD

doooobar :DD

[maka]

gde je zavrsilo oko Halida Beslica?

pa u reklami za koka kolu

[Lexussa]

Originally posted by maka
gde je zavrsilo oko Halida Beslica?

pa u reklami za koka kolu

ajme,brutalno.

Kad smo vec kod crnohumornih;

"-Mama,mama dosadno mi je vrtjeti se ovako u krug.
- Suti sine,inace cu ti i drugu nogu zakucati o pod. "

" - Mama,mama,vruce mi je!
- Suti sine,i zatvori vrata pecnice iza sebe."

[maka]

crni humor mi je omiljeni. znam ih...recim,puno. jos vise ih zaboravila.

''mama,koju ja ono zivotinju imam? lav? pas? majmun? lav? jel lav?''

''nije sine,rak,imas RAK''

[Lexussa]

A tek oni o bebama...

Sto se dogodi kad se kamion pun krompira zaleti u djecji vrtic?

- Musaka.

[maka]

[ok_decko]

Originally posted by Lexussa
A tek oni o bebama...

Sto se dogodi kad se kamion pun krompira zaleti u djecji vrtic?

- Musaka.

ja obozavam te sa bebama

Sta uradis kad naidjes na bebu na auto-putu?

Ukljucis brisace....

[Tungi]

Gleda klinac tv i vidi reklamu za neku chokoladicu.
-Mama,mama,hocu da mi kupus ovu chokoladu!
-Hocu sine,al' prvo kad mi operesh sudove.
-Ali majchice ja nemam ruchice?!
-Eee,nema ruchice nema ni chokoladice.

[Lexussa]

E,a sta je to malo,crno i u kutu?

Beba nasla utikac.

[Tungi]

Idu dve babe ulicom i naidju na shlajm(ispljuvak) te ce jedna:
-Joj,vidi kakav lep grosh.
Druga se saginje i dize uz rechi:
-Nije nego lanchic

[taurus]

Sede dve babe i gledaju televizor,dodje treca i ukljuchi ga

[Zibro]

Originally posted by shut

Originally posted by Incubus
Ide Crvenkapa sumom i sretne nepismenog vuka...
Vuk je pita:"Sta to nosis baci?"
I ona baci...

[Tungi]

Dolazi baba u pekaru i trazi hleb,pekar je pita:
-Crni ili beli?
Baba:-Ma nema veze,ionako sam dosla biciklom.