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By ns.happy
#1371667
Britanska serija “Apsolutno fantasične” dobiće i američku verziju, a radnja će biti premeštena iz Londona u Los Anđeles.

Kako prenosi "BBC" na svom sajtu, američka mreža “Fox” naručila je pilot epizodu serije u kojoj je glavnu ulogu tumačila Dženifer Sanders.

Producenti pilot epizode trebalo bi da budu Dženifer Sanders, “Sony Pictures TV” I “BBC Worldwide”.

Serija “Apsolutno fantastične” imala je tri sezone koje su u produkciji "BBC-ja" emitovane od 1992 – 1995. godine, kao i još dve sezone i tri specijala između 2001 I 2004. godine.

Dženifer Sanders je u seriji tumačila lik Edvine, a Džoana Lamli je igrala njenu najbolju prijateljicu Petsi.

U prethodnih nekoliko godina više britanskih serija dobilo je američke verzije, među njima su i “Ofis” i “Život na Marsu”.
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By walt333
#1434648
Pre kada sam gledao bilo su mi sva smesna ta njihova bedacenja, a sada kada kada ih opet odgledam, setim se, o ne pa ovo si i ti radio.:retard:
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By Azdaja
#1434724
imam koNplet od 5 sezona - sa prevodom(hehe) ako nekom treba nek' se javi, pa cu da iskopiram :divnasamdanas:
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By Azdaja
#1434731
imas prevode u "podnaslovima" , ako ti ne odg probaj u divx titlovima, ako ti ni oni ne stimaju...mogu sve da ti narezem - komplet ;) hehe
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By Stanwik
#1439535
U američkoj verziji drage nam serije, Eddie bi trebalo da igra
Kathryn Hahn (nije potvrđeno)

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a Patsy će 99% igrati Kristen Johnston (to će biti njen comeback i prvi sitcom posle 3rd rock from the sun)

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As was reported earlier this week by the Hollywood trades, 3rd Rock From the Sun alum Kristen Johnson is -- as she told EW just yesterday -- "99.9 percent" locked for the pilot of Fox's remake of the British cult hit Absolutely Fabulous. And here's just a little bit of back-patting for us here at EW: "The funniest thing is, EW is how I found out about Absolutely Fabulous," she says. Supposedly, Johnston read about the plans for the remake in the pages of our dear little magazine. Score one for us! Because, the general consensus is that she's perfect for the project. Glad we could help.
But anyway, I had the opportunity to catch up with her earlier this week, and she dished about why she's getting back into regular TV (provided Fox picks up the pilot, once it's made) and her role as Patsy. Originally, there was a report that she would be playing the role of boozy fashion publicist Edina, but Revolutionary Road's Kathryn Hahn will actually fill that spot, while Johnston will play best friend Patsy. About the casting mix-up, she says, "Have they seen me?" Exactly. She's no Eddie, but definitely a Patsy.
You might realize that besides a few stints on shows like ER and Sex and the City, Johnston hasn't really done much TV since her long-running stint as the alien Sally on 3rd Rock From the Sun ended in 2001. But after shooting a guest spot as a neurotic friend to Julia Louis-Dreyfus on CBS's The New Adventures of Old Christine (which airs Feb. 18), Johnston realized it was time for her return to the small screen. "I hadn’t been on a sitcom set since 3rd Rock, so cable leads and network run-throughs, it was like, what?" she says, referring to shooting Old Christine. "It was the funnest. I thought, “Oh f---, this is where I need to be.” But is she ready for the grind that comes with a weekly series? "Oh yeah, I’m ready," she adds. "You know what I’m ready for? The money." Totally blunt and real! That's the Johnston we all know and love.
More scoop from Johnston, after the jump.

Johnston also revealed more about her character and the script, which has been modified quite a lot (with the help of exec producer and star-of-the-original Jennifer Saunders) for American audiences. "I think they captured the exact amount of sweetie-darling," she says. "I mean, it’s a totally different element, it’s a totally different show. We don’t smoke, we are hungover all the time, we chew Nicorette, we’re trying to be more PC, but I think it really works. It’s one of those scripts that’s like my favorite kind because on paper you’re like, Oh, this is funny, but when you read it out loud with two actresses, it’s, like, the funniest s--- ever."
Of course, I had to bring up a similar Australian-to-American remake from this past season, NBC's critically derided remake Kath & Kim, that sort of bombed creatively (but inexplicably lives on...) and asked if she's worried that'll happen with this beloved series. She says: "It could be a stink-bomb, I don’t know. But I would rather go down with a great effort instead of something that’s like, Oh, this is definitely gonna get picked up. But I think because of this reading, and the whole network was there and everyone was there and flipped, never have I heard or seen anything like it." And then she adds this fun little tidbit: "I shouldn’t say this to you but, like, literally the head of the network" -- that'd be Fox's Kevin Reilly -- "hugged us all, left the room, and came back in two minutes and was like, 'Let’s make the pilot.'" Ah, the power of a television executive.
One one final note on the Johnston front -- and just one more reason to love this woman and her impending comeback -- I mentioned that her role in the recently released Bride Wars was the only redeeming thing about the movie. Her response? "Oh God, wasn’t that awful?" She was speaking of the flick as a whole, of course. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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By Stanwik
#1439538
Lookalikes of David Brent from 'The Office' and Patsy Stone from 'Absolutely Fabulous' pose alongside a replica of the 'Only Fools and Horses' yellow Robin Reliant van to promote VisitBritain's campain to get tourists to visit places linked to the UK's rich comedy heritage. Lodon, England

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By Stanwik
#1439541
izgleda da Kathryn Hahn ipak igra Eddie.... set pic.

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By Stanwik
#1439544
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The American version of Absolutely Fabulous has begun filming, and the first on-set photos are none too promising.

While Kathryn Hahn looks pretty spot-on (Edina isn’t too difficult to do correctly), Kristen Johnson as Patsy is a disaster. A good chunk of Patsy’s character was made up in her ever present beehive hairdo. Simply pulling up the character’s hair and securing it with clips doesn’t cut it. True, this is a behind-the-scenes type shot, but it doesn’t look like she’s been prepped for a wig.

Also, Patsy in tights? Um… no. Highly doubtful.

What worries me even more is this quote from a recent interview with Kristen Johnson:

I mean, it’s a totally different element, it’s a totally different show. We don’t smoke, we are hungover all the time, we chew Nicorette, we’re trying to be more PC, but I think it really works.

AbFab… PC… these two things should never coexist in even that same universe let alone the same paragraph. And, yes, I know smoking is about the most out of fashion thing in the universe these days, but if two characters ever needed to smoke, it’s these two. Even back in the early 1990’s, when the British version of the show aired, smoking was out of style, and it was one of the main props that always told you, without anyone having to say a word, just how out of touch with the rest of the world these women were. It wasn’t about the actual smoking so much as it was their total lack of consideration for everyone around them.

I’m sure I will check this out if this ever makes it on the air (right now it is still just a pilot), but I can easily see this being yet another casualty in the long line of failed British import series to American television.
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By castor
#1439666
Mislim da ce Kristen Johnston super igrati Patsy. Za izbor Edine vec nisam siguran.
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By Lakiboy_ns
#1439674
Ijaoooo ja sam obozavao tu seriju.
Skoro sam se podsetio te serije videvsi Patsy na necijem avataru na forumu pa sam na youtube iskopao i odgledao dve sezone serije.

Fabulozne su :)
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By walt333
#1439769
Originally posted by j::s

The American version of Absolutely Fabulous has begun filming, and the first on-set photos are none too promising.

While Kathryn Hahn looks pretty spot-on (Edina isn’t too difficult to do correctly), Kristen Johnson as Patsy is a disaster. A good chunk of Patsy’s character was made up in her ever present beehive hairdo. Simply pulling up the character’s hair and securing it with clips doesn’t cut it. True, this is a behind-the-scenes type shot, but it doesn’t look like she’s been prepped for a wig.

Also, Patsy in tights? Um… no. Highly doubtful.

What worries me even more is this quote from a recent interview with Kristen Johnson:

I mean, it’s a totally different element, it’s a totally different show. We don’t smoke, we are hungover all the time, we chew Nicorette, we’re trying to be more PC, but I think it really works.

AbFab… PC… these two things should never coexist in even that same universe let alone the same paragraph. And, yes, I know smoking is about the most out of fashion thing in the universe these days, but if two characters ever needed to smoke, it’s these two. Even back in the early 1990’s, when the British version of the show aired, smoking was out of style, and it was one of the main props that always told you, without anyone having to say a word, just how out of touch with the rest of the world these women were. It wasn’t about the actual smoking so much as it was their total lack of consideration for everyone around them.

I’m sure I will check this out if this ever makes it on the air (right now it is still just a pilot), but I can easily see this being yet another casualty in the long line of failed British import series to American television.
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KAko su ovo uopste dozvolili. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Zasto amerikanci sve upropaste
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By Morgan Le Faye
#1439821
Kakvog li uzasa, brzo neka ih neko polije benzinom i zapali. Mozda ce tada ove dve dobro odglumiti neshto za promenu, lesheve.
Shta god bilo, josh jednom se pokazuje da kopija nikada nije u stanju da dostigne original. A ja sam se nadao da ce Jennifer Saunders i Joanna Lumley igrati jer bez njih AbFab je samo govance dodirnuto shtapom.
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By ns.happy
#1443798
ajme... pa ono ni na slici ne deluje smesno :(
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By Hton
#1443847
ne verujem da ce uspeti da nadmase britansku...ali dobice sansu,pa cemo videti.
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By Stanwik
#1475917
bilo bi zanimljivo videti bar pilot epizodu... fox je odustao od snimanja serijala.



Fox says "no, sweetie darling" to US AbFab


Remember that American version of Absolutely Fabulous that Fox was so high on? Well, they are high no more. Fox has passed on AbFab after viewing the pilot. Now while I am not the kind of person to be happy about someone else's failure, this is an instance in which I'm thrilled that this show is going nowhere.

After seeing how some UK shows have been mangled in the American adaptation -- Life on Mars (although it had its fans), Worst Week, Coupling, Eleventh Hour -- I am glad that the only Ab/Fab I will ever have to savor will be the original.

The fact is that even with Jennifer Saunders on board to work on the American version, Absolutely Fabulous was an essentially British show. It was also a show of its time, the '90s. Eddy and Patsy's antics were outrageously topical, including all the arcane British references to pop culture, drugs, booze, fashion, PR and cosmetic surgery.

Updating it for now and adding American stars, even someone as terrific as Kristen Johnson playing Patsy Stone, was never going to capture the magic of the original. No actresses were ever going to match the career best performances put in by Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon), Joanna Lumly (Patsy), Julia Sawalha (Saffy), June Whitfield (Grandma) and Jane Horrocks (Bubble).
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By suicidal.pony
#1475945
AbFab, naravno!!
Mada ja volim i druge Jennifer Saunders projekte
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By castor
#1475948
french and saunders su genijalne :D
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Eddie: What do you think of the kitchen, Pats?
Patsy: I think it's fabulous.
Saffie: It isn't done yet.
Eddie: No, sweetie. Maybe she's right. Maybe this IS fabulous.
Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.
Patsy: A crisp, darling. A crisp.
Eddie: [in front of Saffy] Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.
Bubble: Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people.
Eddie: Look at me Sweetheart, huh, huh? One day you'll turn into me!
Gran: [sweetly] And you will turn into me, dear.
Eddie: [arriving at the ski resort of Val D'Isere] Ooh, Val D'Isere... Val D'Isere... Uh... Who was Val D'Isere, Pats?
Patsy: Val, Val... Valerie D'Isere, darling. French film star.
Bubble: Don't ask me. I for sure *don't* know.
Eddie: But darling, that dress was awful! How did you manage to get her to wear it?
Patsy: Oh, I just told her a cock-and-bull story about how I was a slave to my mother in her dying years and how I always strived to make her like me and she never loved me at all, ha!
Eddie: Ooh!...
[reflects for a second]
Eddie: But Pats, sweetie... That is all *true*. Your mother never loved you at all.
Patsy: DAMN!
Eddie: Where's my thing? You know, my thing... my vibrating thing...
Patsy: Right by your bedside drawer, darling.
Eddie: Not THAT, not THAT!... My beeper, my beeper!
Patsy: Oh.
[fishes inside her skirt]
Patsy: Here.
Eddie: [disgusted] Keep it. I don't want it now. Don't WANT it now.
Eddie: [to Saffy] Oh, darling, Mummy loves you. On the day you were born I *knew* I wanted you...
Patsy: However, the day after...
Saffie: I am getting married.
Bo: [delighted] Hallellujah! Praise the Lord! Let's speak in tongues - boolooloolooloolooloo!
Eddie: Is champas all right with you Pats?
Patsy: Lovely darling.
Eddie: Should we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon nibbly things?
Patsy: Oh whatever sweetie.
Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.
Eddie: La Croix sweetie, La Croix.
Eddie: Get ready for this sweetie
Patsy: It's fabulous darling.
Eddie: Let the music lift you up, sweetie.
Eddie: Bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie.
Eddie: [shouting] I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS .
[Edina has lost her speech which she has to present to the PR meeting]
Eddie: Yeah I was gonna' make a-
[taps microphone]
Eddie: Testing. Testing. -Yeah I was gonna' make a speech, but I just can't be bothered anymore. I mean, this used to be like fun you know; yeah it used to be fun, but I'm getting bored of all the 'fun' bits now. You know, your endless bloody lunches and launches, you know, no-career celebrities and party desperates. And what for, huh? Some colony of crap tags and mags! Well I'm sorry there has to be a little more than that doesn't there?
[slams her handbag down]
Eddie: Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going.
[She turns to leave, but... ]
Eddie: No I'm not going yet! No, you!
[points to her competition, Claudia Bing]
Eddie: You, you, just sit there like your velcroed to some bloody add-man! You know those crap-head add-men over there, you know, those kings of bastardization that have just taken everything that was ever real and genuine and honest and original and attached it to a toilet cleaner! Whereas I, I... Like a bird on a wire... Like a drunk in a midnight choir... I have tried in my way to be free.
[Then she sings]
Eddie: Like a bird, on a wire.
Patsy: Go for it Eddy.
Eddie: [singing] ... Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free.
[Claudia Bing and her colleagues are laughing]
Eddie: Yeah you can laugh, but you know something- I don't want more choice I just want nicer things! And you, you can take that look off your face, sitting there with your... with your wheels and AIDS and starvation. You know, skimming a neat profit of the whole of human misery. Labeling us all with this- with this global guilt. Well it may not be all great and good but it ain't that bad, so cheer up world it may never bloody happen!
[slams her bag down again]
Eddie: Come on I'm going.
[Edina walks off making rude farting sounds at everyone in the room]
Patsy: Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths...
Eddie: Yeaaah.
Eddie: Pats...
Patsy: Yes, Eddy?
Eddie: You have no morals, darling.
Eddie: I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.
Saffie: I'm sorry, mum, but I've never seen what it is that you actually do.
Eddie: PRrr.
Saffie: Yes, but...
Eddie: PR. I PR things. People. Places. Concepts...
Patsy: ...Lulu.
Eddie: Lulu... I make the fabulous... I make the crap into credible. I make the dull into...
Patsy: ...Delicious.
[on the significance of awards]
Eddie: They don't matter, do they, darling?... Awards, Pats?
Patsy: Oh, Eddy. We've been here before.
Eddie: It's just... you know... I WANT one. I don't just want one, darling, I NEED one. My career is on a toboggan run of failure at the moment... I just need one. It's the only thing that seems to mean ANYthing these days... I need one now before the menopause drags me into her gaping jaws. Before my creative hormonal oil-well dribbles to a halt. Before my bottom becomes just a patch-work quilt of monkey glands, darling.
Saffie: But, Mom, menopause can be a very exhilarating and positive experience for a woman.
Eddie: Oooh, yes. And the curse is a blessing and childbirth is painless. No. Unless that gaping hole on my mantle piece is filled pretty soon, darling, I might as well... I might as well lick this light-switch and do us all a favour, darling...
Patsy: [to Saffy] You piece of filth!
Eddie: I have been a paradise, but I've never been a me.
[to daughter Saffron]
Eddie: With any luck we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you.
Patsy: She was never young enough for him.
Saffie: I didn't know you still had the shop.
Eddie: Oh, still got it, darling, but it's not doing very well. The supply's dropped off. You know... India's: had it, been there... Africa's dried up completely now... It's ridiculous... Thank God for Grozny. Honestly. Well, darling, if it wasn't for that lovely little Russian army advancing, thrashing out all those gorgeous little heirlooms in my direction, I don't know what I'd do... Oh, you should see, darling, in the shop I've got at the moment this fabulous little samovar with a little old woman still attached to it, sweetie. Clinging on for dear life. Having to lure her off with dry bread crumbs so that I could get a decent price...
[Eddy comes into the kitchen to find her mother making a cake]
Eddie: What? This is all my stuff you're using?
Gran: What, dear?
Eddie: All this. This wheat powder... what's... This.
Gran: Flour, dear?
Eddie: Flour. Yes. All this is mine, is it? I mean, I am now paying for old people to eat cake.
Patsy: Take a holiday, darling. South of France.
Magda: I don't do holidays. Everybody's a nobody in a bikini.
Eddie: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?
Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?
Eddie: Yeah... Just the room.
Eddie: Pats. Pats. You know, like, when you are in a room or something, and you think someone is like staring at you...
Patsy: In a room?
Eddie: Or in a plane. Anywhere... anywhere... And you are sort of doing things because you think someone is looking at you like people are looking at you, you know?
Patsy: On a plane?
Eddie: Well, anywhere... anywhere... And then you look at them and they are just sort of asleep but their head is flopped in your direction, you know? Well, I don't want THAT to happen. I don't want THAT to be my life, you know. The whole world asleep.
Eddie: The word on the old grave marker, the words on your grave marker. What is that?
Patsy: Oh, your epitomb.
Eddie: Your epitomb. What is that you want on your epitomb?
Patsy: I want: "She was fantastic."...”Patsy was here."
Eddie: No, daring, you can just have "Patsy Stone".
Patsy: Oh, Eddy, Eddy. Wait for this. Wait for this: "Eddy: Still no thinner."
Eddie: These are really funny. We could sell those.
[Saffron is living "on campus" and Eddy tells her she wants her to move back home]
Saffie: Mum, what is the problem? I have my life and you have yours. This is what you wanted.
Eddie: I feel orphaned, you know.
Saffie: What is the matter? Has the deal fallen through?
Eddie: No the deal. Not the deal. Not that. It's just...
Saffie: What?
Eddie: Well, darling, you have just sort of abandoned me in this sort of wilderness of potential greatness and fabulousness, haven't you? All my walls have gone "flop", "flop"... I'm just like this kind of prisoner that's released... RELEASED PRISONER, darling, that is walking out into the squinting sun. I mean, you've cast me adrift with no oars.
Saffie: You have oars.
Eddie: I haven't.
Saffie: You have. You're just too lazy and fat to use them.
Eddie: All right, time for another little drinkie before we go?
Saffie: Where are you going?
Eddie: New York.
Saffie: I didn't think they let people with convictions in.
Eddie: Darling, its not a conviction.
Patsy: Just a firm belief.
Eddie: Yes.
Patsy: I'm not happy!
Sarah: Does your mother know you write plays and things?
Saffie: No, and I don't want her to either, so don't say anything.
Sarah: Oh, you don't need to worry. I don't speak to her anymore. Not since she gave me that chemical peel.
Saffie: Well, it wasn't so much chemical. And not so much peel. She set fire to your pig-tails.
Sarah: It's good job I'm thick-skinned... Well, except for the shoulder.
Saffie: My life just flashed before my eyes.
Eddie: What was it like? A Bergman film without the jokes?
Eddie: Had two husbands, one was too short one was gay. Still sweetie if you want to know how to peck a dwarf on the cheek as he's walking out of the house to the disco in your dress , then I'm your girl.
Patsy: I thought a little mosey down Bond Street, a little sniff around Gucci, sidle up to Ralph Lauren, pass through Browns and on to Quags for a light lunch.
Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie?
Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.
Eddie: Sweetie what are you drinking?
Patsy: Oh this? Chanel No. 5.
Patsy: They want you filleted and splayed on the butcher's block so they can photograph all your organs for "Heat" magazine.
Patsy: I can get you a man.
Eddie: Well, how?
Patsy: Pay.
Patsy: [to Saffy] Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.
Patsy: [to Saffy] Miserable little turnip.
Eddie: Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?
Bubble: I turned on the, ah, watchamacallit this morning. I want to say telephone. No, that's not right. You look at it.
Eddie: Television?
Bubble: That's it.
Patsy: One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card.
Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?
Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can't get out.
Bubble: Minnie Driver. Is she a dwarf?
Saffie: [commenting on Patsy's new Botox look] You look like a haggis with pointed toes. A tight old bladder skin holding together some rotting offal.
Eddie: I thought I told you to buy a laptop.
Bubble: A lap... top? Top?
[opens her bag and reveals a small lap dog]
Eddie: Get rid of it.
Bubble: Oh! But I've grown so fond! And it's SO cute. And... it's not just for life! It's for Christmas!
Gran: Talking to yourself dear? That's the first sign of madness, you know.
Eddie: Really? I thought it was talking to you.
Patsy: Pretty big tits.
Bubble: Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian... And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet.
[doorbell rings]
Bubble: That'll be them buzzing now.
Patsy: [about Edina's cell phone ringing] Oh, Eddie... is it... Is it a bee?
Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.
Gran: Just the one dear?
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By ns.happy
#1506081
PATSY

''You know in Bangkok they have toilets that insert a cigarette''

''My ring needs resealing, I know the gutters sagging a bit but how about a quick plunge up the waste pipe?''

''This little baby is like a Prozac raindrop from a thundercloud of depression.''

''Are we keeping old corks?''

''Piss off! How old do you think we are?''

''Meg Ryan, movie star?! I'll be the judge of that.''

''Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your eye out.''

''Eddy, your stomach's just like a dog waiting to be fed - it just hangs there until you want to kick it.''

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''

"Is it a bee????"

''Care about her? You may dress like a Christian but the similarity ends there.''

"There's nothing macho about having an O level in maths, a floppy disc drive and a personality bypass."

"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic."

"Well...um...I...condole you."

''Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. Atleast that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.''

''Hello, Alex. This is the mood board for the next edition: sex, b*tch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, b*tch, prossie, lesie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex, Alex, with lovely shoes. ''

''Patsy Stone! I hope you´re wearing thick pants!''

''You don´t need an O-level to operate a syringe''

''How many times in my life have I nearly overdosed.....I think i can survive a patch!''
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By ns.happy
#1506083
EDDY

''Is this the car-clamp club?''

''If you could harm a baby by shaking it, you would've been a goner.''

''Tittikaka to the sink!''

''Do you think a criminal is going to go Oh, Jim lets just give her a minute while she gets her Trivial Pursuit?''

''I know I might eat and drink too much, sweetie, but what's your excuse, LARD ARSE?!''

''You've got to switch it on, not just make the noise!"

''You and your little Ms Dynamite tee hees''

''In my day, that would have been douched out by morning. A huge tsunami of vinegar water would have flushed those swimmers out mid-stroke."

''Full tit n minge!''

''I've got my hands in loads of pies darling. Darling! Sweetie! EDDIE PIE HANDS!!!''

''Anybody can use Public Transport, Sweetie!''

''Soon I'll be bendy like Madonna, darling. Then I'll be able to kiss my own ass from both directions.''

''Names, names, names! Neil Sedaka''

''You can drop the attitude. You only work in a shop.''

''I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, sweetie, but it's me! Me! Me! Me!''

"Yes! Edina Monsoon; Stand on the bloody bin bag!!"

''I don't think that "Kylie Minogue chokes on vegetarian sausage after all-night not-drinking binge at safe celebrity nightspot," has quite the same ring about it.''

''Don't think you're so clever. I've started repressed false memory therapy; I'll get something on you yet. You in a wood in a hood. It's all coming back to me.''

''And excuse me if I sue when I die prematurely of passive boredom. Of dull-as-dishwater-daughter-induced stress. ''

''I'm just not the sort of woman who wants to spend a free afternoon squatted over a small hand mirror, you know. For God's sake, I've seen doctors go pale.''

''When someone delibrety overeducates themself out of the possibility of useful employment, I take issue darling!''

''There was a time I was out there. I was hip. I was dangerous. The zeitgeist blew from me! ''

''WE DIDN'T HAVE CAMERAS IN THOSE DAYS!''
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By Blady
#1506141
Upisujem se !!!!
Obozavam ih, imam sve serijale sa prevodima...... :kolo:
Edi i Patsi.............. genijalna serija
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By mitrandir
#1762309
Skinuh onomad svih pet sezona. Još da nađem vremena da gledam....
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By Blady
#1762336
Imam sve serijale :D
Gledala sam juce again...
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