- 26 Okt 2008, 18:02
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Memorable quotes for
"Johnny Bravo" (1997)
Johnny Bravo: I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...
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Johnny Bravo: But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?
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Johnny Bravo: Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.
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Johnny Bravo: Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.
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Johnny Bravo: Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.
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Johnny Bravo: Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.
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Johnny Bravo: Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball.
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Johnny Bravo: Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler?
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Pops: Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.
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Suzy: I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.
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Johnny Bravo: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means...
[pause]
Johnny Bravo: I'm hungry!
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Johnny Bravo: You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.
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Pops: Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!
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Johnny Bravo: Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.
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Johnny Bravo: What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack.
Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly!
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Johnny Bravo: Hey, Foxy Mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah!
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Roy: You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.
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Johnny Bravo: [eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it!
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Momma: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth.
Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda.
[holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses]
Momma: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses.
Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to.
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Johnny Bravo: Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...
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Kid: [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!
[the whole store stares at Johnny]
Johnny Bravo: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!
[walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
Johnny Bravo: ... TV Guide.
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Jungle Boy: He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?
Johnny Bravo: Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Fly: It's a lie. It's a lie!
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Johnny Bravo: [Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person] Did you see a gorilla around here?
Businessman: No.
[Johnny moves on]
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
World peace-seeking man: [in hippie raspy voice] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
Gorgeous woman: [in flirtatious tone] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a...
[Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: Gorilla?
Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?
[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.
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Johnny Bravo: I need to get these letters to the North Pole by tonight.
Roy, the Postman: Yeah. Right.
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villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo: Boo.
villager: Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.
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Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?
Johnny Bravo: I don't know, what kinds are there?
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Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: What?
Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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Carl Chryniszzswics: [in car, pointing on map] Let's take this blue road.
Johnny Bravo: That's a river.
Carl Chryniszzswics: It'll be scenic.
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Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?
Johnny Bravo: No, your honor. I'll be defending myself.
[makes karate moves]
Johnny Bravo: Hoohahuh!
Judge Trudy: Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?
Johnny Bravo: Then, I'm hired!
Judge Trudy: All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?
Johnny Bravo: Like this -
[in begging voice]
Johnny Bravo: Please, oh, plea-ease!
Judge Trudy: [slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.
Johnny Bravo: I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Johnny Bravo: I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.
Johnny Bravo: All right... wait, is that bad?
Judge Trudy: Take this knuckle-walking Neandertal out of here!
Johnny Bravo: [being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?
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Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
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Man with swimming trunks: Welcome to the island of beautiful men!
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Farah Fawcette's secutiry guard: [an old woman went through the security gates and the alarm went off] Hold it, granny! Empty your pockets!
Old woman: No way! You'll have to frisk me!
Farah Fawcette's secutiry guard: [in a shivery voice] Next!
Old woman: Darn it!
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Car driver: Crazy women-antilope drivers!
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Johnny Bravo: Don't touch the hair!
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Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Name?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Occupation?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
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[Johnny is trying to pick up Daphne and for a moment looks at Velma]
Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?
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Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?
Velma: Sure, we all do!
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[Johnny accidentally met Luke Perry]
Johnny Bravo: Oh, my God! You're Fidel Castro!
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Additional Voices: Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy! But how did you know they were killer robots?
Various characters: Robots...?
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Madame Viola: Johnny, I sense that you are thinking that you are a man about town, a shoe-in with the ladies, whose sole purpose is to bother woman.
Johnny Bravo: Could you say that again, cause all I heared was "blah blah blah woman"
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Johnny Bravo: Hey, look everyone, I got a mango.
Momma: That's a telegram, sweety.
Johnny Bravo: Right, what did I say?
Momma: Just read it, dear.
Johnny Bravo: "to unseal envelope peel back flap and...”
