"You can't do camp on purpose." - Susan Sontag
HEROES of CAMP:
Cher
Dolly Parton
Diana Ross
Dannii
Dame Shirley Bassey
STEPS
Young Divas
Atomic Kitten
Girls who wear stiletto heels
Mika
Nigella Lawson
Celine Dion
Ben McKenzie (Aust Idol 2007 Top 12)
Girls Aloud
Jennifer Hudson
Tupperware
Pauline Hanson (face it, she's as camp as Queen's Pudding)
Anthony Callea
DJ Dan Murphy
High Tea
Pam Ann
South Park
Graham Norton
Matt Lucas & David Walliams
Kath & Kim
Chris Lilley (Summer Heights High)
Absolutely Fabulous
IKEA
Marie Antoinette
Catholic priests (Men in frocks with smokey handbags!)
Cupcakes
Monarchies
Scissor Sisters
RuPaul
Spice Girls
Edward II
James I & VI
Clover Moore
Oscar Wilde
Eva Peron
Quentin Crisp
HRH The Princess Margaret
Joan Collins
Joan Crawford
Vodka
Pimms
The Weakest Link
Wicked: The Musical
Zach Douglas
Hello Kitty
Two Fat Ladies
Susan Sontag
Ruby Ann Boxcar
Debbie Harry
Stephen Fry
"Fat" Elvis
Podiums
Debbie Reynolds
Rowena Wallace
Prisoner: Cell Block H
Bette Midler
Simon Cowell
Davina McCall
Fairy floss (actually, any pink food is camp!)
VILLAINS:
Wire hangers
Dirt in your Hollywood mansion
John Laws
Emo
Republics
DNA Magazine (such a narrow view of life...)
Kyle Sandilands
Fluoro clothing
John Howard and Kevin Rudd
Australia Day (except for Sam Keckovitch TV ads)
Vodafone
Rugby League
John Paul II (Benedict XVI is much camper!)
Church of Scientology
Football (Soccer)
Carbohydrates
Trance music
Grant Denyer
Bobby Brown (for trashing Whitney!)
Westboro Baptist Church (for slagging Heath Ledger)
Channel 9 (the crappiest TV channel on Earth)
Catholic dogma (actually, just about any religion....)
Shannon Noll
Mosh-pits
Helen Clark
Girls who wear ballet shoes
Beer (unless it's a raspberry shandy)
Julia Gillard
World Youth Day
Daryl Somers
Gay clubs without drag shows
Bogans
Suburbanites
Chavs
Chillout music
Neighbours (unless they bring back Mrs Mangel)
Goths
Big Brother Australia winners
Gaydar
preuzeto sa fejsbuka, grupa "Admit it - life's more fun when you're being camp!"
