- 09 Sep 2010, 11:01
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Sapphosophy - VULVAS
Vulva terms and descriptions, a glossary of side bursting capacity...
TERM ------------------------ EXPLANATION
Altar of Love. --------------- The vulva of your lover
Alter of fluff ----------------- Fluff and nonsense. A vulva that requires a fluffer to get arroused.
Artichoke -------------------- Luscious folds of loveliness
Bean Shoot ------------------ A clitoris that protrudes beyond the labia
Bearded Clam --------------- Long pubic hair with prominant labia
Beaver ---------------------- Thick dense pubic hair
Beef Curtains --------------- Succulent chunks that taste like heaven
Berger ----------------------- Delicious plump hot vulva with lots of dressing
Black Bess ------------------ Thick black pubic hair
Box -------------------------- A container that holds all you vital equipment
Brown Madam --------------- General vulva tem
Bull's Eye -------------------- Full, round and wet and all seeing
Bumble Bee ------------------ Purring with very soft velvet pubic hair.
Bunny ------------------------ A vulva with very long inner labia
Bush -------------------------- Pubic hair on a woman
Butterfly --------------------- Labia that resemble butterfly wings
Button Hole ------------------ Outer labia with the clitoris poking through
Cabbage Patch -------------- Very frilly outer labia
Canal ------------------------- A beautifully wet place to be
Cave of Harmony ------------- Womb
Coochy ----------------------- Coochy coochy coo!
Cookie ------------------------ A sweet little snatch when you need a pick me up
Crack ------------------------- A childish vulva term
Crotch ------------------------ The upper area inbetween your legs
Crumpet ---------------------- Hot with butter that melts in your mouth, delicious
Cunnie ------------------------ From a Latin word for the vulva (cunnus)
Cunt -------------------------- A fur lined purse with a draw string opening also a general vulva term that makes you flinch
Dancing Clam ----------------- An erect clitoris that contracts with excitement
Donut ------------------------- A sweet menstruating vulva
Fanny ------------------------- A childish vulva term that one continues to use throughout adulthood
Flip Flop ---------------------- Uneven labia, one longer than the other
Fort Bushy -------------------- A vulva very well protected by pubic hair
Frilly Skirt --------------------- Very frilly labia
Fruit juice --------------------- An ejaculation from within the vagina.
Furburger --------------------- Pubic hair insulating so well that your vulva is positively cooking
Gate of Heaven --------------- The entrance to all things bright and beautiful
Hair Pie ------------------------ A wholesome dish full of goodness and nourishment
Happy Valley ------------------- A place of breath-taking beauty
Helmet ------------------------- A very pronounced clitoral hood.
Hole ---------------------------- A childish vulva term for vagina
Honey-Hive -------------------- Arroused and flowing like honey
Honey-Pot --------------------- Sticky and sweet
House Under the Hill ---------- Vulva beneath the Mons de Venus
Humming bird ----------------- A vulva that loves lots of cunnilingus
Jaxy --------------------------- Jazzy vulva with moves
Jelly-Roll ---------------------- A smooth silky vagina
Juicy Fruit --------------------- Oozing, juicy and delicious
Lamp of Love ----------------- Makes your face glow with delight
Love Tunnel ------------------ Refering to the vagina
Lower Lips -------------------- Refering to the labia lips
Magpie's Nest ---------------- A place where precious jewels are kept
Maid Marion ------------------ A clitoris with a pronounced hood
Mound ------------------------ Mons de Venus or mound of Venus
Mount Pleasant -------------- A clitoris, a very pleasant mountain top
Muff -------------------------- A very important insulator to keep your vulva snug and warm
National Geographic --------- Very pronounced ridges lines and textures
Nature's Tufted Treasure --- The No Shame Vulva that knows it is a gift of nature
Nest --------------------------- A place where things are born and nurtured
Nooky ------------------------- To have sex
Nutella ------------------------ Vulvas with skin the colour of rich dark chocolate.
Playpen ---------------------- A great place for fun and games
Pocket ------------------------ A sensational place to put things
Pussy ------------------------- A very popular term suggesting the vulva is like a cat
Quim -------------------------- A popular vulva term
Sand Paper Sally -------------- A vulva that is very dry even when excited.
Slit ---------------------------- A vulva term adopted by Punk Rock 'Girl Band' The Slits
Slot --------------------------- A good place to slot into
Snatch ------------------------ The snach (catch of fresh fish) of the day
Snatch Box ------------------- A store of fresh fish
Split pea ---------------------- Long plump outer labia
Squirrel ----------------------- A rectangle of long, course pubic hair
Steam Room ----------------- A good place to let off steam
Sweet Pea ------------------- A small delicate flower accompanied by sweet bean pods with wispy tendrils
The Hunger ------------------ Lesbian love , lust and passion
Tool-Chest ------------------- A very well maintained vulva
Toy Shop --------------------- A vulva that loves sex toys
Treasure Chest -------------- A much admired vulva
Triangle ---------------------- A childish vulva term
Trim -------------------------- Very tidy pubic hair
Twat ------------------------- A very silly billy vulva
Twitcher --------------------- A bird loving lesbian
Valley ------------------------ A crevice between gorgeous hills
Sutra propitujem!!
Vulva terms and descriptions, a glossary of side bursting capacity...
TERM ------------------------ EXPLANATION
Altar of Love. --------------- The vulva of your lover
Alter of fluff ----------------- Fluff and nonsense. A vulva that requires a fluffer to get arroused.
Artichoke -------------------- Luscious folds of loveliness
Bean Shoot ------------------ A clitoris that protrudes beyond the labia
Bearded Clam --------------- Long pubic hair with prominant labia
Beaver ---------------------- Thick dense pubic hair
Beef Curtains --------------- Succulent chunks that taste like heaven
Berger ----------------------- Delicious plump hot vulva with lots of dressing
Black Bess ------------------ Thick black pubic hair
Box -------------------------- A container that holds all you vital equipment
Brown Madam --------------- General vulva tem
Bull's Eye -------------------- Full, round and wet and all seeing
Bumble Bee ------------------ Purring with very soft velvet pubic hair.
Bunny ------------------------ A vulva with very long inner labia
Bush -------------------------- Pubic hair on a woman
Butterfly --------------------- Labia that resemble butterfly wings
Button Hole ------------------ Outer labia with the clitoris poking through
Cabbage Patch -------------- Very frilly outer labia
Canal ------------------------- A beautifully wet place to be
Cave of Harmony ------------- Womb
Coochy ----------------------- Coochy coochy coo!
Cookie ------------------------ A sweet little snatch when you need a pick me up
Crack ------------------------- A childish vulva term
Crotch ------------------------ The upper area inbetween your legs
Crumpet ---------------------- Hot with butter that melts in your mouth, delicious
Cunnie ------------------------ From a Latin word for the vulva (cunnus)
Cunt -------------------------- A fur lined purse with a draw string opening also a general vulva term that makes you flinch
Dancing Clam ----------------- An erect clitoris that contracts with excitement
Donut ------------------------- A sweet menstruating vulva
Fanny ------------------------- A childish vulva term that one continues to use throughout adulthood
Flip Flop ---------------------- Uneven labia, one longer than the other
Fort Bushy -------------------- A vulva very well protected by pubic hair
Frilly Skirt --------------------- Very frilly labia
Fruit juice --------------------- An ejaculation from within the vagina.
Furburger --------------------- Pubic hair insulating so well that your vulva is positively cooking
Gate of Heaven --------------- The entrance to all things bright and beautiful
Hair Pie ------------------------ A wholesome dish full of goodness and nourishment
Happy Valley ------------------- A place of breath-taking beauty
Helmet ------------------------- A very pronounced clitoral hood.
Hole ---------------------------- A childish vulva term for vagina
Honey-Hive -------------------- Arroused and flowing like honey
Honey-Pot --------------------- Sticky and sweet
House Under the Hill ---------- Vulva beneath the Mons de Venus
Humming bird ----------------- A vulva that loves lots of cunnilingus
Jaxy --------------------------- Jazzy vulva with moves
Jelly-Roll ---------------------- A smooth silky vagina
Juicy Fruit --------------------- Oozing, juicy and delicious
Lamp of Love ----------------- Makes your face glow with delight
Love Tunnel ------------------ Refering to the vagina
Lower Lips -------------------- Refering to the labia lips
Magpie's Nest ---------------- A place where precious jewels are kept
Maid Marion ------------------ A clitoris with a pronounced hood
Mound ------------------------ Mons de Venus or mound of Venus
Mount Pleasant -------------- A clitoris, a very pleasant mountain top
Muff -------------------------- A very important insulator to keep your vulva snug and warm
National Geographic --------- Very pronounced ridges lines and textures
Nature's Tufted Treasure --- The No Shame Vulva that knows it is a gift of nature
Nest --------------------------- A place where things are born and nurtured
Nooky ------------------------- To have sex
Nutella ------------------------ Vulvas with skin the colour of rich dark chocolate.
Playpen ---------------------- A great place for fun and games
Pocket ------------------------ A sensational place to put things
Pussy ------------------------- A very popular term suggesting the vulva is like a cat
Quim -------------------------- A popular vulva term
Sand Paper Sally -------------- A vulva that is very dry even when excited.
Slit ---------------------------- A vulva term adopted by Punk Rock 'Girl Band' The Slits
Slot --------------------------- A good place to slot into
Snatch ------------------------ The snach (catch of fresh fish) of the day
Snatch Box ------------------- A store of fresh fish
Split pea ---------------------- Long plump outer labia
Squirrel ----------------------- A rectangle of long, course pubic hair
Steam Room ----------------- A good place to let off steam
Sweet Pea ------------------- A small delicate flower accompanied by sweet bean pods with wispy tendrils
The Hunger ------------------ Lesbian love , lust and passion
Tool-Chest ------------------- A very well maintained vulva
Toy Shop --------------------- A vulva that loves sex toys
Treasure Chest -------------- A much admired vulva
Triangle ---------------------- A childish vulva term
Trim -------------------------- Very tidy pubic hair
Twat ------------------------- A very silly billy vulva
Twitcher --------------------- A bird loving lesbian
Valley ------------------------ A crevice between gorgeous hills
Sutra propitujem!!