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Moj Omiljeni lik iz crtanog filma


Uvek moze da me nasmeje...

On i njegova mama...
A posebno njegova mama...
Ponekad se pitam kako Johnny Bravo nije gay pored one loode keve



Da li Vi volite ovaj crtac???
Koji je citav jedan fenomen

Memorable quotes for

"Johnny Bravo" (1997)

Johnny Bravo: I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...

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Johnny Bravo: But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?

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Johnny Bravo: Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.

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Johnny Bravo: Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.

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Johnny Bravo: Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.

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Johnny Bravo: Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.

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Johnny Bravo: Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball.

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Johnny Bravo: Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler?

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Pops: Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.

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Suzy: I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.

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Johnny Bravo: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means...
[pause]
Johnny Bravo: I'm hungry!

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Johnny Bravo: You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.

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Pops: Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!

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Johnny Bravo: Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.

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Johnny Bravo: What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack.
Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly!

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Johnny Bravo: Hey, Foxy Mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah!

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Roy: You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.

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Johnny Bravo: [eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it!

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Momma: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth.
Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda.
[holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses]
Momma: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses.
Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to.

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Johnny Bravo: Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...

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Kid: [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!
[the whole store stares at Johnny]
Johnny Bravo: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!
[walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
Johnny Bravo: ... TV Guide.

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Jungle Boy: He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?
Johnny Bravo: Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Fly: It's a lie. It's a lie!

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Johnny Bravo: [Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person] Did you see a gorilla around here?
Businessman: No.
[Johnny moves on]
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
World peace-seeking man: [in hippie raspy voice] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
Gorgeous woman: [in flirtatious tone] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a...
[Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: Gorilla?
Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?
[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.

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Johnny Bravo: I need to get these letters to the North Pole by tonight.
Roy, the Postman: Yeah. Right.

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villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo: Boo.
villager: Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.

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Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?
Johnny Bravo: I don't know, what kinds are there?

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Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: What?
Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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Carl Chryniszzswics: [in car, pointing on map] Let's take this blue road.
Johnny Bravo: That's a river.
Carl Chryniszzswics: It'll be scenic.

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Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?
Johnny Bravo: No, your honor. I'll be defending myself.
[makes karate moves]
Johnny Bravo: Hoohahuh!
Judge Trudy: Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?
Johnny Bravo: Then, I'm hired!
Judge Trudy: All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?
Johnny Bravo: Like this -
[in begging voice]
Johnny Bravo: Please, oh, plea-ease!
Judge Trudy: [slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.
Johnny Bravo: I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Johnny Bravo: I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.
Johnny Bravo: All right... wait, is that bad?
Judge Trudy: Take this knuckle-walking Neandertal out of here!
Johnny Bravo: [being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?

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Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

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Man with swimming trunks: Welcome to the island of beautiful men!

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Farah Fawcette's secutiry guard: [an old woman went through the security gates and the alarm went off] Hold it, granny! Empty your pockets!
Old woman: No way! You'll have to frisk me!
Farah Fawcette's secutiry guard: [in a shivery voice] Next!
Old woman: Darn it!

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Car driver: Crazy women-antilope drivers!

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Johnny Bravo: Don't touch the hair!

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Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Name?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Occupation?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.

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[Johnny is trying to pick up Daphne and for a moment looks at Velma]
Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?

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Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?
Velma: Sure, we all do!

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[Johnny accidentally met Luke Perry]
Johnny Bravo: Oh, my God! You're Fidel Castro!

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Additional Voices: Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy! But how did you know they were killer robots?
Various characters: Robots...?

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Madame Viola: Johnny, I sense that you are thinking that you are a man about town, a shoe-in with the ladies, whose sole purpose is to bother woman.
Johnny Bravo: Could you say that again, cause all I heared was "blah blah blah woman"

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Johnny Bravo: Hey, look everyone, I got a mango.
Momma: That's a telegram, sweety.
Johnny Bravo: Right, what did I say?
Momma: Just read it, dear.
Johnny Bravo: "to unseal envelope peel back flap and...”

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Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?
[grabs a phone]
Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!

iako volim cartoon network crtace tipa dextera, grim adventures of billy and mandy, courage the cowardly dog i cow and chicken ovaj mi je kompletni shit

dosadan, predvidiv i nema shanse da nekom bude zanimljiv posle 2 epizode odgledane
osim ako se na neki nachin ne identifikuje sa istim

Originally posted by KiWi

.. ja imam teriju da je Johnny Bravo gay, ali još nije skapirao. Isto, zbog keve sam uveren da je gay.

Pa,ipak je to crtani i ne znamo da li je Johnny do sad bio sa nekom cicom

ali kako ga stalno odbijaju...moglo bi se predvideti da bi se okrenuo deckima



elem...

nasao na torentu sve epizode iz 5 serijala

od 11.7 GB
i stavio na skidanje

kul je

zato sto je tako u spidu odradjen

(mada nisam ga pratio dovoljno da se setim fabule)

mozhda zato shto nema fabule?!?

Jao, secam se njegove opsednutosti Farom Foset.

Inace, crtani mi je bio kul i voleo sam da ga gledam svojevremeno dok mi nisu skremblovali CN, sto je bilo, dakle, mnooogo davno.

Ništa tu meni nije bilo smešno.

johhny bravo - cartoon shit

Originally posted by biotherm
johhny bravo - cartoon shit

ima jedna epizoda kada johny postaje zena!
tada shvata da nije dobro biti sovinista!
pitam se samo zasto neki ljudi,koji jesu deo marginalizovane grupe,ostaju sovinisti i dalje?
a svedoci smo ima ih onoliko.

Originally posted by blenta
grim adventures of billy and mandy

najbolji crtani ikada na cartoon network-u...

Johhny Bravo - pa, interesantan i ništa više. Sve mu nekako u svakoj epizodi dođe na isti kalup.

Ja sam pre za Dextera i Kravu i pile.

Originally posted by horus.

Originally posted by blenta
grim adventures of billy and mandy

najbolji crtani ikada na cartoon network-u...

definitivno crtani koji je pomerio granice žanra ... obožavam!

Originally posted by KiWi

Originally posted by horus.

Originally posted by blenta
grim adventures of billy and mandy

najbolji crtani ikada na cartoon network-u...

definitivno crtani koji je pomerio granice žanra ... obožavam!

sta je to uopste?

i kad ide na cartoon-u?

danas mi se konacno skinuo ceo serijal koji mi bio na dounloudu skoro 3 nedelje

12GB JOHNNY BRAVO-a!

Jedan DVD mi baguje


a nema vise na torrentu...
jel ima neko linkove???

Originally posted by blenta

...crtace tipa dextera...

renoar je opet dugo bez one stvari i rovari po starim temama

Originally posted by Zen

Originally posted by blenta

...crtace tipa dextera...

zar i ti ???

volem ja i johnny brava, ali dexter je neprikosnoven

Lazes!
Mentiroso!

jaoo volim ga


sad nemam cn

volim ga samo u hrvatskoj sinhronizaciji, jer je onaj lik sto mu posudjuje glas

Meni je jedan od omiljenih crtaća CLONE SCHOOL



Radnja se dešava u nekoj gimnaziji budućnosti u koju idu isključivo klonovi poznatih ličnosti.

Ova crnka je Kleopatra,
ova riđa - Jovanka Orleanka,
ovaj što grli Kleopatru - Kenedi, ovaj visoki Ruzvelt, a
ovaj tamni mali je Gandi.

Gledao sam epizodu u kojoj Gandi navlači ceo razred na marihuanu.

Inače po hodnicima se daju primetiti i klonovi Merlin Monro, pa čak i Isusa Hrista...
Vrlo originalan crtać.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRUjGVg ... playnext=1[/youtube]

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Wow...izgleda zanimljivo!
Posebno zbog Kleopatre i Jovanke Orleanke!
Hehe


Ovaj Gandi mi vise lici na nekog repera