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americka krscanska recenzija igre skyrim, must see!!!!

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 14:08
od blenta
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim ... maneuvers/" target="_blank


In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.

:roflmao:


When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

:eya:

If your child doesn’t have the money to buy this game, be sure they are spending countless hours watching their bitttorrents download massive amounts of band widths to illegal obtain this demonic grail of violent dragon porn

:gitara:


impersonating limited edition christians (pun completely intended) #yourdoingitright

Re: americka krscanska recenzija igre skyrim, must see!!!!

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 16:08
od Srklet
hvala na linku, iako pojma nemam o skyrimu, smijao sam se. ^^

Re: americka krscanska recenzija igre skyrim, must see!!!!

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 16:10
od Srklet
Slika
:krezavi:

Re: americka krscanska recenzija igre skyrim, must see!!!!

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 16:18
od KorvinOdAmbera
U komentarima možemo naći mnogo primera koji potvrđuju Poov zakon. :blentavi:
Po napisao:Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article

Re: americka krscanska recenzija igre skyrim, must see!!!!

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 16:19
od Srklet
ok, to je satira. ^^

Re: americka krscanska recenzija igre skyrim, must see!!!!

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 20:14
od alexandermagic
So because Adolf Hitler liked norse mythology its bad? You know he was Christian, right? Using your logic, Christianity is bad! Norse myths are fun to read. That doesn’t mean you have believe them. I thought god was supposed to teach to love everyone, even gay people or any other “ODD people”. Also, I’m Hindu. Got anything to say about that? Dude, most christians are cool. But there are some like you and the author of this article are seriously fucked up.

Nek' im je rekao, pardon napisao. :smug:

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 20:45
od Waldorf
Prepadoh se da je ozbiljno kad videh temu... :fju:

Reakcija posle čitanja: :smeh:

Poslato: 12 Feb 2012, 23:27
od blenta
ono sto je korvin naveo je zapravo tvrdnja da je za ovakve neke tekstove
tesko razluciti dal je stvarno ili je posalica/parodija

bez zajebavanja upoznao sam dosta ljudi koji tog tipa

neki samo jednostavno zatucani i glupi

a neki vrlo agresivni i vokalni

Poslato: 13 Feb 2012, 08:34
od Dirrty
"Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down."

Priceless.

Previše je slikovito i perverzno opisano da ne bi bilo dobro osmišljenja sprdnja.

Poslato: 13 Feb 2012, 09:55
od Waldorf
Plus je Christwire satirički sajt... :D