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(m.) ...jedina stvar koja ti se sviđa u spotu "Call on me" je frajer.



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U know u r gay when:

You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.
You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.
You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away.
You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and mean her bathing suit.
You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home… and on your computer!
Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in the men's locker room.
You understand why the good Lord created Lycra
You understand why the good Lord did not intend for EVERYONE to wear Lycra.
You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato, and if you don't, you know how to fake it.
You know how to get back at just about everyone.
Your pets always have great names.
Nobody expects you to change a tyre.
You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.
You know how to get a waiter's attention.
You only wear polyester when you mean to.
At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.
You are, hands down, your nephew's and neices' favorite uncle.
You get to choose your family.
You can tell your sexual capability with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink.
You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
You wouldn't be caught dead at the Metro.
You can freeze an approaching troll twenty feet away.
You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.
You've read the book, seen the movie, and done the musical!
You know how to "air kiss".
You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having..and the perfect excuse to give people who ask where you've been for two weeks.
You know how to dress strategically.
You know when to move out and move on.
You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better than you did in high school.
You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't necessarily an insult.
You wouldn't buy someone a mug for their birthday.
You know which wine to bring.
Sales clerks don't mess with you.
You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.
You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
You've just about defeated the accent you were born with.
You know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach.
You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
You know every film ever made with frontal nudity.
You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
You have the latest International Male catalogue.
You wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalogue.
You can be bitchy without anyone blaming it on biology.

kada obljubis umesto da silujes

[url=http://www.gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2359855#p2359855]KorvinOdAmbera napisao:[/url](m.) ...jedina stvar koja ti se sviđa u spotu "Call on me" je frajer.

kada ti u spotu "call on me" samo smeta frajer

FRAUEN AN DIE MACHT!

[url=http://www.gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2359917#p2359917]Sanja Steppenwolfin napisao:[/url]

[url=http://www.gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2359855#p2359855]KorvinOdAmbera napisao:[/url](m.) ...jedina stvar koja ti se sviđa u spotu "Call on me" je frajer.

kada ti u spotu "call on me" samo smeta frajer

FRAUEN AN DIE MACHT!

(f.) ... ne želiš da budeš rozi rendžer.

kad iako kasnis na vazan sastanak, pri izlasku iz stana zastanes ispred ogledala i napravis frizuru.

[url=http://gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2360133#p2360133]acid drop napisao:[/url](f.) ... ne želiš da budeš rozi rendžer.

True.


Je l isto važi i za žutog?

[url=http://gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2359898#p2359898]antibiotic napisao:[/url]kada obljubis umesto da silujes

I beg to differ.

[url=http://gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2360133#p2360133]acid drop napisao:[/url](f.) ... ne želiš da budeš rozi rendžer.

muška verzija je...kada si plavi rendžer*.



After Yost left Power Rangers, he tried to get rid of his homosexuality with "conversion therapy" for two years, but this failed. Eventually Yost had a nervous breakdown which resulted in his psychiatric hospitalization for five weeks. After Yost checked out, he moved to Mexico for a year and eventually accepted his sexuality.
David appeared at the Anime Festival Orlando in Florida in August 2010.
Yost has participated in the NOH8 Campaign.

[url=http://www.gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2360232#p2360232]KorvinOdAmbera napisao:[/url]

[url=http://gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2360133#p2360133]acid drop napisao:[/url](f.) ... ne želiš da budeš rozi rendžer.

muška verzija je...kada si plavi rendžer*.



After Yost left Power Rangers, he tried to get rid of his homosexuality with "conversion therapy" for two years, but this failed. Eventually Yost had a nervous breakdown which resulted in his psychiatric hospitalization for five weeks. After Yost checked out, he moved to Mexico for a year and eventually accepted his sexuality.
David appeared at the Anime Festival Orlando in Florida in August 2010.
Yost has participated in the NOH8 Campaign.

No shit...jbg, ja sam se tako lozio da budem Bili, tj plavi. A svidjao mi se crveni, onaj prvi...uh, kakav je to frajer bio. Posle ga zamenili...gadovi! Kako mi je bilo krivo tada.

Kad sam se već nešto zafurao da uništavam ljudima detinjstva...

[url=http://gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2360176#p2360176]sour_cherry napisao:[/url]

[url=http://gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2360133#p2360133]acid drop napisao:[/url](f.) ... ne želiš da budeš rozi rendžer.

True.


Je l isto važi i za žutog?

Važilo dok sam bila klinka.

Sad se ne bih bunila da budem žuti.

Rozi je i dalje no-no.

^
Ja bi' se bunila.

Sad sam se setila, mislim da isto važi i za Ejpril O'Nil iz kornjača.

^ DAAA! Fakin Ejpril.


Uvek sam bila Mikelanđelo (jer voli pizzu).

^Isto.

joj ja sam bas voleo da budem rozle rendzer cak mi je tata napravio masku kad sam bio mali i bila je rozle

se mozas pohvaliti da si imao santorum

Kad ofarbam kevu bolje nego frizer, i to farbom za kosu koju naravno ja izaberem

kad svi šize zbog utakmice, a ti gledaš fudbalere na netu.

Мораш сто пута да се увериш да ли ти нове наочаре, које си тек купио, криво стоје пошто на носу тако делује...
Онда не можеш да одолиш да се погледаш у сваки аутомобил поред којег прођеш.

:weirdo:

^
A izlog?
Kod mene je to obavezno.

Хахаха излози су too mainstream.
Они се, некако, подразумевају!


Посебно коцкарнице пошто имају она огледала.

Meni je 'no malo obrnuto..
Automobili se podrazumevaju. Ako nema nikoga unutra.

Kada te, uz vidno olaksanje posto te ugledala, zaustavi strankinja na ulici u centru i pita gde se nalazi klub Pleasure. "You know, the gay club Pleasure"

(A zapravo nesam znala )

[url=http://www.gay-serbia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2419697#p2419697]Guion Nerville napisao:[/url]Kada te, uz vidno olaksanje posto te ugledala, zaustavi strankinja na ulici u centru i pita gde se nalazi klub Pleasure. "You know, the gay club Pleasure"

(A zapravo nesam znala )

kad primetim da drugarica nije lepo pocupala obrve

kada me keva zove da je ofarbam, jer to bolje radim od sestre i ujne :=)

... gledaš lezbo porn i ozbiljno ti se prispava? I onda gledaš te dvije žene i one rade što već lezbe rade i promatraš tu prostoriju, wow... baš lijepi parket.